
Hall
of Shame - Week 2
Everybody Knows Your Name
I
don't care who you are; Player, Coach, Broadcaster, Writer, you name it.
You sucked, and we're going to tell you why.
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The
Sandman - Cedrick Wilson
Sometimes I wonder what
coaches and players are doing at practice during training camp. They
have over a month to get ready for the season and they do the same
things day-in-day-out. With all this time, it amazes me that teams
don't practice certain situations more often. Late in the 4th quarter
of Sunday's San Francisco/St. Louis game was one of those situations.
There were eight seconds
left in the game and Jeff Garcia hits Cedrick Wilson with a pass.
Wilson runs into field goal range but instead of going down, he
tries to weave his way through the defense and score. All the 49ers
needed was a field goal to win. Wilson could have went down and called
time out. This would have given Jeff Chandler a chance to win the
game.
Instead, the game goes
into overtime and St. Louis wins. Someone, anyone, has to explain the
situation and make sure all of the receivers know to either get down
or get out of bounds. I will admit that Jeff Garcia trying to call
timeout before Wilson was actually down was kind of funny, but when it
comes to playoff tie-breakers it won't be so funny then. Welcome to
the hall Cedrick.
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Hey, you try to find an action photo of Cedrick
Wilson!
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Crunch
Time - Steve McNair
I think it is time that we
officially shift the "fragile" moniker from the shoulders of
the often derided Fred Taylor. Not to suggest that McNair's
obviously out-of-joint finger was faked, no, it is the fact that
McNair seems to be physically unable to finish a game without injury.
Last year I was forced to
listen to the constant droning of ESPN analysts suggesting the
toughness he brought to the table by playing injured every week.
The fact is, HE'S INJURED EVERY WEEK! Even last week he ended up
with a swollen knee for no apparent reason.
McNair is injured so often
that he suggests he plays better when in pain. My question is:
how does he know? When was the last time he tried to play
without pain? And maybe a more important question: what's the
next injury and how many fantasy points will it cost McNair owners
this time?
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StingRay
- Mike Holmgren & Koren Robinson
Koren Robinson has a
history of being tardy to meetings and he was at it again by being late
to a team meeting on Saturday. Unlike ESPN's playmakers show where stars
can smoke crack then show up right before kickoff and play,
Holmgren punished Robinson and fantasy owners by benching him
on Sunday.
"He broke a team
rule, and it's something he knows better," Holmgren said. I
applaud Holmgren for enforcing the rules but not telling anyone until
kickoff I do have a problem with. How many of you lost your fantasy
games due to the nice 0 in the box score next to Robinson's
name? Many of us were expecting big games from Robinson
against a terrible Arizona defense. There is nothing worse then a coach
not giving you accurate information when you are trying to set
your fantasy lineup. Holmgren could have announced it Saturday but he
chose to do it at kickoff when your fantasy lineups were already in.
Shame on you Mike for
not sharing the information and shame on you Koren for being late to a
meeting.
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Needless to say, in light of recent events there
aren't too many shots of these two hanging out together!
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Smokin'
Joe - Donovan McNabb
McNabb only completed 18
of 46 passes yesterday (39.1%) for a total of 186 yards. He
accounted for four turnovers all by himself when he threw two
interceptions and fumbled the ball away two more times.
This followed up his
terrible week 1 performance against the Buccaneers when he went 19 for
36 for 148 yards (52.8%). The Buccaneers have the best defense
in the NFL but the Patriots made McNabb look like a rookie
quarterback.
I have some good news for
McNabb owners (myself included), the Eagles are on a bye this
week so you can bench Donovan and not feel the pain of watching a
high round draft pick kill your chances. At least for one
week... welcome to the Hall Donovan.
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Hall
of Shame 2003 Archives
Week 16
: John Carney, Peyton Manning
Week 15
: Michael Vick, Mike Shannahan
Week 14
: The BCS, Matt Hasselbeck
Week
13 : John Kasay, Jeff Garcia
Week
12 : Miami's Uniforms Designers, Dick Jauron, Jim Fassell & John
Gruden's Play Calling
Week
11 : LaDanian Tomlinson, The Minnesota Vikings, The NY Jets Defense,
NFL Broadcasters
Week
10 : Brian Griese, The New York Giants, William Green
Week
9 : Aaron Brooks, Steve Spurrier, Smokin' Joe's Neighbor
Week
8 : The Oakland Raiders, Plaxico Burress, Drew Bledsoe
Week
7 : Jim Fassel, David Boston, Donovan McNabb
Week
6 : Kerry Collins, Terrell Owens, Drew Bledsoe
Week
5 : Tommy Maddox, Keyshawn Johnson, Aaron Brooks
Week
4 : The New Soldier's Field, Jeff Garcia, Corey
Dillon
Week
3 : Jerry Rice's Hair, Peerless Price, Rich
Gannon
Week
2 : Cedrick Wilson, Steve McNair, Mike Holmgren
& Koren Robinson, Donovan McNabb
Week
1 : New York Jets Offense, Bill Belichick, Mike
Martz, Tom Brady