Hall
of Shame - Week 3
Everybody Knows Your Name
I
don't care who you are; Player, Coach, Broadcaster, Writer, you name it.
You sucked, and we're going to tell you why.
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Hindsight
- Jerry Rice's Hair
It is time that someone spoke
up about this terrible situation. I have held off for a few years
now out of respect for the man and all that he has accomplished. He
has played his entire career with distinction and excellence and he has
been a model of hard work and dignity. However, he is a role model
and we have to think about the kids.
There he stood during the
Monday night pre-game warm-up with sloppy, knappy, nasty cornrows sticking
out in all directions. It looked like one of those giant South
American bird-eating spiders was perched on his head. The saddest
thing about it was not just the receding hairline but the sorry little
bald spot on top that made his head look like a vegetable garden hit by
drought.
For goodness sake Jerry,
you're 40 years old. Please shave it all off and recapture some of
the dignity that a distinguished elder statesman like yourself
deserves.
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StingRay
- Peerless Price
Peerless Price was paid a
lot of money in the off-season to be the big-time receiver that the
Falcons needed to take them to the next level. This week he had 6
receptions for 45 yards which was his best game of the season. Yes I
know that Vick's injury has hurt his numbers but 10 receptions for 103
yards and no touchdowns through 3 games is awful. Price has not
lived up to expectations for either the Falcons or his fantasy owners, and
if he is your number one receiver than you are in big trouble.
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Smokin'
Joe - Rich Gannon
Gannon threw
for 148 yards last week and 103 yards the week before with NO
TOUCHDOWNS. Rich has thrown for more yards than that in a half a
game numerous
times the last few years. This Oakland offense has to shoulder
some of the blame because the false start penalties and missed blitz pickups are not
Gannon's fault. However, I do expect a pro-bowl quarterback to be
able to throw a touchdown when his team is getting blown out.
Who would have guessed
that without WR Jerry Porter that Gannon would look like Kordell
Stewart?
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Hall
of Shame 2003 Archives
Week 16
: John Carney, Peyton Manning
Week 15
: Michael Vick, Mike Shannahan
Week 14
: The BCS, Matt Hasselbeck
Week
13 : John Kasay, Jeff Garcia
Week
12 : Miami's Uniforms Designers, Dick Jauron, Jim Fassell & John
Gruden's Play Calling
Week
11 : LaDanian Tomlinson, The Minnesota Vikings, The NY Jets Defense,
NFL Broadcasters
Week
10 : Brian Griese, The New York Giants, William Green
Week
9 : Aaron Brooks, Steve Spurrier, Smokin' Joe's Neighbor
Week
8 : The Oakland Raiders, Plaxico Burress, Drew Bledsoe
Week
7 : Jim Fassel, David Boston, Donovan McNabb
Week
6 : Kerry Collins, Terrell Owens, Drew Bledsoe
Week
5 : Tommy Maddox, Keyshawn Johnson, Aaron Brooks
Week
4 : The New Soldier's Field, Jeff Garcia, Corey
Dillon
Week
3 : Jerry Rice's Hair, Peerless Price, Rich
Gannon
Week
2 : Cedrick Wilson, Steve McNair, Mike Holmgren
& Koren Robinson, Donovan McNabb
Week
1 : New York Jets Offense, Bill Belichick, Mike
Martz, Tom Brady
