Hall
of Shame - Week 5
Everybody Knows Your Name
I
don't care who you are; Player, Coach, Broadcaster, Writer, you name it.
You sucked, and we're going to tell you why.
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The
Sandman - Tommy Maddox
How
bad is your professional career when you're getting replaced by Charlie
Batch? In the NFL, it's pretty bad.
Once
again this week, Tommy Maddox failed to get the Steelers' offense moving
and for the second week in a row he threw a pick-and-go
interception.
Maddox
finished 11-of-24 for 136 yards and 2 interceptions. He also turned
the ball over once on what has become his weekly fumble. Last week
he was 31-of-47 for 332 and 2 interceptions. The means that he hasn't
thrown a touchdown in the past two games and in the fantasy football world
that is unacceptable.
It
doesn't look to get any easier as the Steelers travel this week to Tommy's
old stomping ground, Denver. Maybe a visit from John Elway will help but I
doubt it. Welcome to the Hall Tommy.
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StingRay
- Keyshawn Johnson
My
ears were ringing Monday night when I heard Keyshawn talk smack about
Marvin Harrison. Keyshawn mocked Harrison because he only caught a couple
of screens early in the game when Tampa Bay was up 14-0. Johnson
said "That's how Harrison gets all his catches; off little
screens." Then he said mockingly that Harrison is supposedly
the best receiver in the league.
Well,
once the game was completed and the Colts came back in dramatic fashion Harrison
was the star of the game. Keyshawn had 4 receptions for 62 yards and of
course no touchdowns. To make matters worse he wasn't even out there late
in the game due to injury. Harrison had 176 yards and two touchdowns
but I'm sure Keyshawn still thinks that he's the better receiver.
Let's
look at their season stats. Harrison's numbers: 33-468-6. Keyshawn's
numbers: 21-272-0. Their numbers aren't even close.
Nice
job shooting your big mouth off Keyshawn. You and Marvin Harrison should
not even be mentioned in the same sentence since you are so far behind him
in talent. If you don't believe me why don't you ask the fantasy
world who is more valuable? Welcome to Hall you overrated punk!
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Smokin'
Joe - Aaron Brooks
Can
someone tell me what happened to Aaron Brooks? How is it
possible that with Deuce McAllister, Joe Horn and Donte' Stallworth for
his skill players that Brooks has not thrown for over 200 yards since week
1? This past week the Saints were trailing for the whole second half
and needed to throw the ball. All that Brooks could manage was 189
yards with 1 touchdown and 1 interception. If Aaron doesn't
post good numbers next week against the Bears, the Hall of Shame might be
too good for him.
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Hall
of Shame 2003 Archives
Week 16
: John Carney, Peyton Manning
Week 15
: Michael Vick, Mike Shannahan
Week 14
: The BCS, Matt Hasselbeck
Week
13 : John Kasay, Jeff Garcia
Week
12 : Miami's Uniforms Designers, Dick Jauron, Jim Fassell & John
Gruden's Play Calling
Week
11 : LaDanian Tomlinson, The Minnesota Vikings, The NY Jets Defense,
NFL Broadcasters
Week
10 : Brian Griese, The New York Giants, William Green
Week
9 : Aaron Brooks, Steve Spurrier, Smokin' Joe's Neighbor
Week
8 : The Oakland Raiders, Plaxico Burress, Drew Bledsoe
Week
7 : Jim Fassel, David Boston, Donovan McNabb
Week
6 : Kerry Collins, Terrell Owens, Drew Bledsoe
Week
5 : Tommy Maddox, Keyshawn Johnson, Aaron Brooks
Week
4 : The New Soldier's Field, Jeff Garcia, Corey
Dillon
Week
3 : Jerry Rice's Hair, Peerless Price, Rich
Gannon
Week
2 : Cedrick Wilson, Steve McNair, Mike Holmgren
& Koren Robinson, Donovan McNabb
Week
1 : New York Jets Offense, Bill Belichick, Mike
Martz, Tom Brady
