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Hall
of Shame - Week 11
Everybody Knows Your Name
I
don't care who you are; Player, Coach, Broadcaster, Writer, you name it.
You sucked, and we're going to tell you why.
Another staff
favorite, our Hall of Shame picks highlight our individual selections for the
worst sports-related performers of the week.
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StingRay - Clinton
Portis
Clinton Portis is obviously not the
same fantasy back that he was in Denver, but he still has produced
somewhat decent numbers on a weekly basis. Portis was the 8th rated
fantasy back through 10 weeks but on Sunday against the Eagles’ 23rd
ranked run defense Portis had his worst game of the season.
Clinton
carried the ball 17 times for 37 yards and no scores. How did he do
receiving? Portis had one reception for 4 yards.
The Washington offense is so terrible that they have yet to score 20
points in a game. The most points they’ve scored is 18 and that was back
in week 3 in a loss to the Cowboys. That’s pathetic! Next week Portis
and the rest of the league’s worst offense head to Pittsburgh. I don’t
think Washington will break out of their season-long offensive slump
over there so don’t count on points from any of your Redskins in week 12.
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CrunchTime - Joey
Harrington
The Lions were poised to pull even with
the Vikings with a 19 to 7 lead going into the 4th quarter. This was in
no way due to the play of Harrington, who had totaled a whopping 73
yards passing for 1 touchdown. Joey wasn’t willing to stop there. No, he
went into the 4th quarter firing and managed to tack on another 18
passing yards.
Strangely, that wasn’t enough to hold the lead as the Vikings charged
back with 15 fourth quarter points. Then, with 1:49 left in the game,
Harrington was given a shot as the vaunted Lions’ defense stopped
Bennett and Smith to force the punt. Harrington rose to the challenge,
took the first snap, turned, and hurled a bullet straight into the arms
of Winfield who, in what can only be called a bizarre uniform error, was
wearing a Vikings uniform.
Nice job blowing the game, Harrington. With
91 passing yards, 1 TD, and 1 pick you belong in the Hall.
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The Sandman -
Kevan Barlow
Let me start by saying that this week
there could have been many players elected to the Hall. We had some bad
performances from players we expect more from, but none of them was as
bad as Kevan Barlow.
Let me take you back to the pre-season where everyone thought that Barlow was finally going to be
the man. He had proven that he could carry the rock but that was in a
backup role in 2003. This year he was the No.1 guy since the 49ers
decided to cut Garrison Heart, and what has he done? Nothing.
This week
he really drove his owners over the edge as he had 14 carries for only
30 yards. That is an amazing 2.1 yards per carry. This is the fifth time
this year that he has averaged less than 3.0 yards per carry. It is
getting so bad that he might end up losing his job to Maurice Hicks.
This week I elect Kevan Barlow to the Hall. Not only for what he did
this week, but for a totally disappointing year.
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Hall
of Shame 2004 Archives
Week 1:
Jamal Lewis, Deuce McAllister, Fred Taylor, Tom Coughlin, Steve McNair
Week 2:
Trent Green, Washington Redskins, Brad Johnson, Jeff Garcia
Week 3:
Steve McNair, Domanick Davis, Koren Robinson, Quentin Griffin
Week 4:
Torry Holt, San Francisco 49ers Front Office
Week 5:
Travis Henry, Rod Gardner, Michael Vick
Week 6:
Warrick Dunn, Donte' Stallworth, First Year Starting Running Backs
Week 7:
Randy Moss, Atlanta Falcons Defense, Torry Holt, Drew Bledsoe
Week 8:
Kevan Barlow, Oakland Raiders Running Game
Week 9:
Donovan McNabb, Donte' Stallworth, Rod Gardner
Week 10: Matt Hasselbeck, Will Demps, David Carr, Lee Suggs
Week 11:
Clinton Portis, Joey Harrington, Kevan Barlow
Week 12: Roy Williams, Shaun Alexander, Martin Gramatica
Week 13: Randy
Moss, Deuce McAllister, Brett Favre
Week 14:
Reuben Droughns, Chris Chandler, Joey Harrington, Cleveland Browns
Offense
Week 15: David
Akers, The Blizzard in Cleveland, Mike Shanahan
Week 16:
Clinton Portis, Jimmy Smith, Byron Leftwich
Week 17: NCAA
Championship Halftime Show, Andre Johnson, Josh McCown, Mike Holmgren
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